G'day mate

I chortled

yep this is bloody brilliant

This is great

For those wondering, that's a checkmate. The Australian is asking for the check.

Cheers mate

Oh boy that took me a minute but when I got it....that was a good one

As an Australian I was confused, we dont ask for the check. We ask for the bill although we do say mate a lot

*puts on geek hat* thats a stalemate not a checkmate