Now this is truly genius

"Sngapore"

Imagine the sex

I honestly hate to say this but I don't understand this.

would roll it down a hill so the other egg goes crazy

Imagine the poke wars.

Where can I get one? Or something like it. I'd send one to my best friend.

Throw it across your room and have your partner go nuts

That's really sweet, of course they'd be complications but the intention is lovely

Amazing to scare someone in the middle of the night

Imagine that thing moving in the middle of the night, and then in the morning you receive a call saying that the person you shared the egg with died two days ago...

It's only a matter of time before a couple puts a pair of these up their butts...

"Babe...it feels like it's being gripped somehow...being inserted into something...