He's petty af

You know his name not his story

He's probably long since forgotten why

I knew someone who ignored the existence of someone else for an entire year, and that was petty. 20 years is crazy...

Did they still bump and grind?

I bet she said he couldn't hold a grudge

The fuck did she say??

She wasn't paying enough attention to him because they had 3 kids.
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/wtf/japanese-man-gave-wife-the-silent-treatment-for-20-years/news-story/

I aspire to be that salty

Incredible Sulk