Can a Canadian pls confirm

*rises out of hell in a tornado of maple leaves*
Hey guys

Ayyyy there he is

Took me a bit. I was busy playing hockey with santa

Did you win?

Mah. I was about to, but my poutine was about to get cold, so I gave the match to him

The fuck is poutine

Canadian stuff?

I googled it and apparently it's edible
It looks weird

It's fries with gravy and cheese. It's good

It looks kinda gross tbh
But then again I don't really like gravy so there's that

It's also practically a heart attack in a bowl, but damn is it one good heart attack

You Canadians are weird

*Hands you a bottle of maple syrup*
Yup! Have you seen our commercials?

Nope. Have you seen American commercials?

Duuude poutine sounds amaazing

Canada has scary commercials. I remember one that was for kithen safety. It ended with a lady slipping on some grease and melting her face off with boiling water. It was awesome

Yikes
If that aired in the states it'd get banned immediately

Yeah. And who can forget the commercial of the baby shower being ruined by grandma buying the expecting mother a rape whistle?

What even
How do you people get away with airing that shit? O.o

Oh yeah, and the two puppets who sang a song about "Don't you put it in your mouth" xD

Oh my God
American commercials are for pussies
Canadian commercials are clearly insane
Canadians are insane confirmed

You should have known his already from me
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I just assumed you were a "unique" one

"Unique one" lol