EMS life

My number is more like 150-200

I wake up and play video games first thing (it's my morning ritual). I'm well past 90 bad words by 6:15. I wake up at 6:00.

I said 800 cuss words in three hours so far today, which is frankly unacceptable, its normally quadruple that in half the time.

Man, I have a kid so I can't swear and if I do it's muttered under my breath which isn't very satisfying

f***, I f**kin swear a lot every f**kin day

Wtf who even talks that much

What?! I never fucking swear!