I see your "is it safe for humans" and raise you this

No for villans when the heroe says to fuck off

Well fine then

G spot vibrator

He doesn't miss

Hawkeye is for both holes
Correction: sorry, Hawkeye can also be used for both

What. The. Hell.
I'm mildly terrified yet mildly turned on... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???

Stuff like that makes me wish I had my own vagina

oh yea
i have seen a video when they used one of those
it is actually not too bad tbh, except for it was purple so a bit weird

The horse ones are kinda weird, but also very realistic

Yeah for the butt

I believe that is supposed to simulate a tongue.

It's a clit vibe

I'm pretty sure it's a bullet vibrator. You insert it completely and can turn it on or off with a remote. If you don't make it blatantly obvious, you can use it in public.

Edward scissorhands would be the worst.

Mightyoak, I know it's not my business to say this, but please do not use vampire dildos. Or Edward scissor hand dildos