Just focus on the chicken

Scarlett Johansob speaks first,"Hey are you Stiffler's mom?"

OMG this is too funny

OH dear, no no no no NOOOO

Like ever thought about or ever want to have sex with because honestly the last list would be a lot shorter and the first list would include some teachers and an ex boss

Would they know that's why they're there?

For most guys that would be just about every girl you've met that isn't your direct relative and that one guy whose ass you were staring at before you realized it was a dude.