I'm going camping on Monday and I'm about to get my period kms :)))

Yeah I really don't care

Every killing is equal rwby u should know about equality

I'm pretty sure it means kiss myself, she's stressed and needs comforting. :)

It's kill myself

Why would u want to kkkkiss urself

Bruno Mars voice: I could kiss myself I'm so pretty
I was trying to pull back the dark mood, man.

Kiss yourself

I don't know that doesn't sound possible. I don't want to have my first kiss with myself

Lmao scrub lil kid

it's a choice. Lots of people like me , but I don't like lots of people.

No one likes me cause I'm mean af and I don't like anyone

Yet a bajillion people on here like you. I call bs.

you're not THAT mean

In real life no one talks to me tbh

You can hang out with my cousin Guido. He'll teach you how to make them talk.

I hate ppl tbh and when I had friends I was nicer but now idgaf I just say what I think it doesn't matter if it's that u ugly af or that ur hair looks like pubes I always have them comebacks

I'm sorry I don't understand the part "I was no er bit now" could I get a translation?

Not making fun, I want to make sure I understand what you are saying.

I edited I'm sorry

That sounds really rough. Are you alright? I know we all say we're friends on here, but it's different having friends irl.

If you ever need someone to talk, I'm here

Thanks y'all

You're welcome, but please answer my question. Are you alright?

Eh

Could you elaborate?

I don't feel sad nor I feel happy

Alright. I hope you have a nice day/ night!

Nah but sometimes I fall off my skateboard and start bleeding at the worst time

Well at least you're a sk8r boi

Sk8ing is the best it's like excesinsing without the unfun part

My science teacher skateboards to work everyday

Nigga knows how to live

That he does.

I can't get over the fact that ur a girl and that ur pretty I imagined like a dude who dyes his hair rainbow idk why

Haha. I actually have about 3/4th of my hair dyed blue, so you're kind of right. But people thinking I'm a guy is actually a big "problem". I imagine you as a really nerdy dude with purple hair.

Y tho

Lmao that pic I have on fs is actually from like 6 months ago I look smol

Because Barney is purple.

But I didn't imagine u as a salad

My logic > ur logic

My first selfie was a photo of a bowl of fruit salad. Also I just scrolled through all of your posts to find your selfie. You kind of look like Jacob Sartorius or however the fuck you spell it.

Wow fuck u

It's spelled Jacob saggytits

Fuck you too. I at least keep my selfies updated.

Lmao can I confess y'all something?

Yeah sure. (I'm not actually mad)

Lamont u scrubs thought I was 15 and I'm 14 y'all got bamboozled

Damn. You're older than me. Certainly don't act like it. BUT BARELY.

Woah how old are u

13. Birthday in two months.

Lmao little kid go back to preschool

I turned 14 a week ago

But I'm probably taller than you

Yea how much?

You first.

No u but I'm like 5 something

I'm five and a half feet tall

I'm quite tall cause my dad is like 2 meters and I'm almost taller than me mum

Are you British?

I think I'm almost as tall as u

Lemme ask me mum

ALMOST. Being the key work here.

Idk and no I'm not British I'm from Venezuela

I lived in England for three years, but now I love in the good old USA

Me too but I came here to the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA like 4 month ago

Like it? Ohio is fucking boring. Do you speak any other languages?

Yea spanish and no cos I have no friends and I barely speak english

Lmao u live close to me

Jajaja yo hablo un poco de español. ¿Dónde vives?

Illinois

Ah that sucks man

Cause I understand everything even Shakespeare but I can't pronounce for shit

I can speak/write/read pretty well in Spanish, but understanding is harder if they speak too fast :/

And I got a recent photo BUT I won't post it cause I already posted one so no more and I don't wanna erase the other one

Lmao I speak hella fast in spanish

What? I have way more than one selfie

Damn u chill af idk why I never talked to u

Idk why I never talked to you either. I never even thought about it.

My normal friends on here are really into the *hugs you <<333* kinda thing. Plus I'm a third wheel.

Lmao ur not a wheel ur a salad but where u born in the uk?

No. I moved there when I was two. I remember it vividly, but kind of like you remember a movie you watched, not a life you lived.

I FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT PR I ALSO FEEL IM IN LOVE WITH ITS MEMORY NOT THE LIFE I HAD BUT AT THE SAME TIME I MISS IT A FUCKINLOT AND IM DEPPRESSED AF

Yeah, ok I'm sorry but I'm going to sleep

See y'all tomorrow night

K bye I'm gon play ps or something cause here it's early af

Night?

Sorry morning. Gn

I'm back, bitch

No need for harsh language

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Damn

How did you choose your username

The username chose me

I named mine after my original tumblr username

Damn Audrey that was weird

Hey Liz. I haven't even started packing.

Me neither.. went to REI last night and blew about $300

What's rei. I went to bass pro shops. It was terrifying.

It's like this cool camping store, super expensive though. Got a bunch of awesome socks and a pretty duffel bag

I'm using an old as fuck duffle lol. I bought hiking boots, jackets, clothes, and some other random shit.

I got socks obviously, a rain jacket, new shoes, a duffel, and some weird new soap from Whole Foods that smells like roses

And I'm still annoyed that I can't figure out who Caroline is

Same

Yo I'm 13 I'm glad I'm not the only one. I'm short tho I'm 5' 1"

Btw that middle finger I am laughing so frickin hard

Ayyyy I'm 13 also, almost 14. @fruit_salad and I are three days apart

So I found these:
Barney: http://funsubstance.com/fun/346989/since-rwby-asked-thats-my-sister-btw-jokur-no-need-for-jealousy/
Fruity: http://funsubstance.com/fun/358740/my-braid-is-giving-me-a-hella-bad-headache-/
EDIT with blue hair: http://funsubstance.com/fun/356934/its-kind-of-weird-thinking-about-how-much-ive-changed-since-i-first-joined-funsub/

Yeah?

Omg that barney guy is hot af

And the fruit girl!