That is one brave cow

Fun fact: Cows can't go down stairs

Betsy decided that she was the cow the city needed. But not the cow it deserves.

Cow in hell does that even happen?
That's udderly ridiculous.
They should moove those stairs.
Someone's gonna have a beef with that cow's owner.
The photographer is milking the situation.
That cow is such a Brahma Queen!

what is that steak doing at the top of those stairs?

I'm pretty sure that's a bull, I'm looking pretty close and I see a hump and a penis.

Protesting, Eat Mor Chiken!

I AM THE MOO!