5 more seconds and this woman would not have lived

She was already underwater and we don't know for how long. So no, the title isn't really an exaggeration.

Pretty sure she wasn't underwater, as we can hear her crackhead voice from the beginning of the video.

How about we trap you in a swiftly sinking car and see what sounds you make.

I wasn't being funny. I take it you are fortunate enough to not have near daily contact with crack/methheads?

Not all of us live in a trailerpark with our two retarded kids, matt. But, we're glad you and the little 'tards are okay enough to post today.

Calling little kids you don't even know names over the internet.
We have a real winner, here, folks.

Posting pics of your little 'tards on your profile.
We have a real winner, here, folks.
He just spawns downies, it's not his fault.