Well given how much a pint costs of course you need a little insurance.

Chastity belt for ice cream

I need this.

I mean, someone could take offence to this and just leave the ice cream on the bench to melt. If they were that kind of person.

My brothers would just flip it over and cut it open. I would need a bear box to keep snacks from them.

may not be a "U", but there is "P"

I would slice it open from the sides or bottom