Totally doing this

''Assassination Headquarters, we got the skills if you want the kills.''

"Geoffreys Gimps, we cuff 'em and stuff 'em, this is Galatrixia and how may I help?"

Annie's Abortion Clinic: You make 'em, We scrape 'em.

Bobby's bath and pharmacy we got the dope if you need the soap

My dad has this friend with last name Borg. Every time he answered the phone: "Borgs morgue, you kill 'em, we chill 'em"

Gigi's stripper house you want a show, we got the hoes

My dad answers the phone when his brothers call just like this.

Dave's butcher shop where you can beat our prices but you can't beat our meat

Sperm bank shoot

Utah Abortion Clinic: No Foetus will Beat us