For the socially inept

That's what the government wants you to think

"My grandmother died."
"In this economy?"

A good friend of mine replies "Relative to what?" to everything. I am gonna kill him one of these days.r

"You're a fucking piece of shit scumfuck bastard mental dickface that should be gunned down in the street like the degenerate you are."
"In this economy?"

"I think I'm gay guys."
"And then the wolves came."

"Guys, I'm gay."
"In this economy?"
or also
"Guys, I'm gay."
"As the prophecy foretold."

*On first date*
Girl: "What are your thoughts on having children?"
Guy: "Is this why fate has brought us together?"