Actually the Queen was a lizard person and Shakespeare's plays were an extended series of code words designed to keep the human race dumb and obedient.
*tinfoil hat intensifies*
Maybe shakespeare was the human vedsel chosen by the reptilian queen to lead the new world order which he had gain traction by using his plays as elaborate hoaxes that put unsuspecting victims under his control.
*tinfoil full body suit*
Shakespeare never existed and all of his plays were created by the government in 1950 to make it seem like they had records of historical figures when actually history doesn't exist ever since the ancient alien race of lizards erased it for disobeying them.
*tinfoil battleship*
DID THEY FORGET "i have done thy mother"??
*tinfoil hat*
*bigger tinfoil hat*
*tinfoil hat intensifies*
*tinfoil full body suit*
you can not defeat a nascar enthusiast
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[Dies]