Seriously anyone know what kind of doggie this is?

I'm 82% it's a very large malamute. Search "huge malamute" and it's one of the first images to come up.

Looks like the new design for Krypto.

I reckon it could be a leonberger-malamute cross

looks like a caucasion shepard (aka: russian bear dogs, bred to attack bears)

A large Alaska Malamute. They are the biggest and kindest teddybears ever!

Direwolf.

Looks like cross between a Malamute and some kind of mastiff, perhaps a Tibetan Mastiff.

Really late comment here but it's a Wolamute, a hybrid Timberwolf/Malamute. I only know because I went looking for information on hybrids and found the actual breeder of this fella.