why not

I laughed for 10 minutes straight

Me

That would be really awkward, especially since one of the cashiers where I work is this old lady that's really fast at scanning your items so you'd pretty much just be constantly moaning

As long as you don't touch yourself, I don't see any harm lol

I'm a cashier and I do not approve of this

I support this >w<

It says moan LOUDER as if you were already moaning to begin with...?