Why I drink

I can't drink yet so I just have to live with the shame

I drink to forget about the time I loudly and proudly gave the answer to a tough question asked by my fourth grade teacher and it was completely wrong and I spent the rest of the school year convinced that everyone in my class thought I was the dumbest kid in the universe.

I always think they're waving at someone behind me. Its shocking, disconcerting, and weird when its me.