I'm sorry, but it is achievement for me

That's how I felt nine days after eating half a pound of gummy bears

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Guest should probably go to the doctor for that one. They might end up VERY dehydrated if they are not careful.

Sometimes you just gotta relax and take time to enjoy the little things.

And even better ?! Down to my goal weight!

No, you don't understand: this is so so real. Shit happens. Shit is real.

YAY GUEST!!