When i was a young boy,
My father
Gave me a small loan of a million
To create an empire
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He said "son when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the racist,
The nutjobs and the rich?"
He said "Will you
Defeat them,
Your haters,
And the PMsing women?
With facts that you make up?"
"Because one day
I'll leave you
Some money,
So you can become
President of these united states."
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When I was a young boy
My father
Gave me a small loan of a million
To create an empire
He said "son when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the racist,
The nutjobs and the rich?"
Sometimes I get the feeling
I'm pretty fucking rich
And other times I feel like I should be
And through it all
The rise and fall
The bankruptcies I have
And when I win
No one will be Mexican!
I will not stop!
I will not stop!
The racist things
I always say
Believe me
My voters
Will carry on!
Will carry on!
And in my pockets I can't contain it
The money I have taken
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A world that sends you reeling
From all the trump hair memes
Your belief in Mohammad will kill us all
So paint it black
With some white
Lets shout it loud and clear
Racist pigs to the end
We hear the call
TO KILL MUSLIMS
WE WILL COME THROUGH
AND THOUGH ITS UNCONSTITUTIONAL, BELIEVE ME
OUR GOAL WILL
GET PASSED SOMEHOW
GET PASSED SOMEHOW
WE DONT KNOW WHEN
OR EVEN WHAT WE WANT
BUT TRUST ME WE NEED IT
ON AND ON WE MAKE MUSLIMS GO THROUGH FEAR
LOTS OF LOVING FACES OF MY PEERS
TAKE A LOOK AT ME
CAUSE CHINA IS REALLY GREAT!
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DO OR DIE
WE WILL MAKE IT
BECAUSE THIS STATE
IS JUST FUCKING FUCKED UP
GO AND TRY
YOU'LL NEVER BREAK ME
WE WANT IT ALL
WE WANNA TEAR MEXICANS APART
I WON'T EXPLAIN
OR SAY IM SORRY
IM UNASHAMED
IM REALLY RICH NOW AND
GIVE A CHEER
FOR THE RACIST
LISTEN HERE
BECAUSE ITS WHO WE ARE
IM JUST MAN
THATS REALLY RICH!
JUST A BOY
WHO TAKES IT ALL
IM JUST A MAN
THATS REALLY RICH OH!
I. DONT. CARE!
WE'LL CARRY ON!
WE'LL CARRY ON!
AND THOUGH LEGALLY WE CANT GET IT
BELIEVE ME
OUR LEGISLATION
WILL GET PASSED
WILL GET PASSED
AND WE WILL RID THIS WORLD
OF MEXICANS
AND MUSLIMS AND THERE FAMILIES
DO OR DIE!
WE WILL MAKE YOU
DIE IN A HOLE
IF YOU FOLLOW ISLAM
GO AND TRY!
YOULL NEVER BREAK ME
WANT IT ALL,
WE WANT RID OF MEXICANS
DO OR DIE!
WE WILL MAKE YOU
DIE IN A HOLE
IF YOU FOLLOW ISLAM
GO AND TRY!
YOULL NEVER BREAK ME
WANT IT ALL,
WE WANT RID OF MEXICANS
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Sorry if anything doesn't match up in terms of syllables. Hope you enjoyed!
motherfucking badass duchess with her lyrics holy hell
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*Satan blushes* aw shucks don't thank me
I get my material from the man himself.
Donald J Trump
Donald Trump
Donald T
Don T
Don't
I'm glad we had this discussion.*
*not created by me, stole if from someone else, I forget who*
*referring to the Donald's name thing. The parody is original
the Trump virus is spreading rapidly
by the end of next year, this whole continent will be Trumps
we must use an advanced medical technique called "fire automatic weapons"
You have to consider a few things. One million compared to four billion is nothing. He said "it wasnt easy for me". Even though a million dollars is a ton, going from one million to four billion is rediculously difficult
My father
Gave me a small loan of a million
To create an empire
Would you be the savior of the racist,
The nutjobs and the rich?"
He said "Will you
Defeat them,
Your haters,
And the PMsing women?
With facts that you make up?"
"Because one day
I'll leave you
Some money,
So you can become
President of these united states."
My father
Gave me a small loan of a million
To create an empire
He said "son when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the racist,
The nutjobs and the rich?"
I'm pretty fucking rich
And other times I feel like I should be
And through it all
The rise and fall
The bankruptcies I have
And when I win
No one will be Mexican!
I will not stop!
I will not stop!
The racist things
I always say
Believe me
My voters
Will carry on!
Will carry on!
And in my pockets I can't contain it
The money I have taken
From all the trump hair memes
Your belief in Mohammad will kill us all
So paint it black
With some white
Lets shout it loud and clear
Racist pigs to the end
We hear the call
TO KILL MUSLIMS
WE WILL COME THROUGH
AND THOUGH ITS UNCONSTITUTIONAL, BELIEVE ME
OUR GOAL WILL
GET PASSED SOMEHOW
GET PASSED SOMEHOW
WE DONT KNOW WHEN
OR EVEN WHAT WE WANT
BUT TRUST ME WE NEED IT
ON AND ON WE MAKE MUSLIMS GO THROUGH FEAR
LOTS OF LOVING FACES OF MY PEERS
TAKE A LOOK AT ME
CAUSE CHINA IS REALLY GREAT!
WE WILL MAKE IT
BECAUSE THIS STATE
IS JUST FUCKING FUCKED UP
GO AND TRY
YOU'LL NEVER BREAK ME
WE WANT IT ALL
WE WANNA TEAR MEXICANS APART
I WON'T EXPLAIN
OR SAY IM SORRY
IM UNASHAMED
IM REALLY RICH NOW AND
GIVE A CHEER
FOR THE RACIST
LISTEN HERE
BECAUSE ITS WHO WE ARE
IM JUST MAN
THATS REALLY RICH!
JUST A BOY
WHO TAKES IT ALL
IM JUST A MAN
THATS REALLY RICH OH!
I. DONT. CARE!
WE'LL CARRY ON!
WE'LL CARRY ON!
AND THOUGH LEGALLY WE CANT GET IT
BELIEVE ME
OUR LEGISLATION
WILL GET PASSED
WILL GET PASSED
AND WE WILL RID THIS WORLD
OF MEXICANS
AND MUSLIMS AND THERE FAMILIES
WE WILL MAKE YOU
DIE IN A HOLE
IF YOU FOLLOW ISLAM
GO AND TRY!
YOULL NEVER BREAK ME
WANT IT ALL,
WE WANT RID OF MEXICANS
DO OR DIE!
WE WILL MAKE YOU
DIE IN A HOLE
IF YOU FOLLOW ISLAM
GO AND TRY!
YOULL NEVER BREAK ME
WANT IT ALL,
WE WANT RID OF MEXICANS
I get my material from the man himself.
Donald J Trump
Donald Trump
Donald T
Don T
Don't
I'm glad we had this discussion.*
*not created by me, stole if from someone else, I forget who*
*referring to the Donald's name thing. The parody is original
by the end of next year, this whole continent will be Trumps
we must use an advanced medical technique called "fire automatic weapons"