When faking pregnancy to sneak a giant bag of Cheetos into the movie theater

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This...this a whole different level of the purse move or the cargo pants

This is genius

I'm gonna have to try this.

I tried this and got caught as they checked my ticket. Tried so hard not to make noise when I took a step but failed :(

I tried that once....but I'm a guy

but wouldn't they notice if the bump got smaller?

...Sadly, I feel I'm too young to do this

me

A proud moment for me was sneaking a starbucks coffee

Cute :)

Earlier this year, i and some friends went to the movies for our mutual friend's birthday. We had time to kill so a few of use walked to the mall in the same shopping center. It was freezing cold out, so i naturally bought a Chic fil a milk shake while everyone else bought Chipotle in the food court. The movie was about to start, so we had to get our food into the theater without anyone noticing. My friends had smartly brought string bags, whereas i did not. I had to hide my shake in my coat and pretend to be shivering as we went inside so I wouldnt look Napoleon-weird with my hand in my coat. And that is the story of how me and some friends snuggled in affordable food that everyone in the theater was envious of.