Poor babies

Don't mention this to Stewie.

I have ten siblings. I grew up with four younger sisters, and just when the youngest was no longer a child, my oldest siblings started having kids. And they're over ALL the TIME. They haven't stopped spawning kids since then, and I'm not gonna say I hate babies, but after 19 years of never having a break, I'm fucking sick and tired of them. They never shut up, they break shit, they make messes everywhere.....also, did I mention they never shut up? I've been out of the house for 3.5 months now, and for the first time in my life, there are no babies and no kids. I've never been happier.

Idk what your guy's problem is, but for me, babies just relax and chill. I'm might be the only person ever, but that's just how it is. The only annoying thing babies do to me is poop, but let's be real, animals do that too, not only when they're young, but throughout their entire life.