How to child-proof your Xmas tree

I like to see it as challenging the cat

i was just coming here to wonder if the cat can get it

Exactly what I was thinking. See him just around the corner?

instead of...?

xmas

running out of things to be offended by to be attacking xtians own abbreviation for christ.

i THINK the chair was what they used to stand on to decorate the tree, theres another nearby in an awkward locatiion too, i think t hey just have not been dragged back to the table yet