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guest
· 9 years ago
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It's from The Onion, which is a fake news website. The news story isn't real.
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alxx
· 9 years ago
Shhh.
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dailydoseofmusic
· 9 years ago
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS EVERYBODY ^^^
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guest
· 9 years ago
Well there are a lot of ignorant people here who wouldn't know that
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celticrose
· 9 years ago
Guest is right, unfortunately. There are still people who don't realize what satire is.
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starscross
· 9 years ago
I feel like that's not that unrealistic but they could probably teach a different existential concept that wasn't as cruel.
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jimcrichton
· 9 years ago
You're right, it's not unrealistic... and now I'm curious... *trots off to the zoo*
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kurukuruguy
· 9 years ago
Cats probably already know, that's why they're jerks.
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ewqua
· 9 years ago
Smashing things...that actually made me laugh out loud
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deleted
· 9 years ago
Poor gorilla :'(
guest
· 9 years ago
literallyunbelievable.org
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