Where's America?

England: where's America
Canada: don't worry I got this.
Canada:* clears throat* oh no, oh no
America:*bursting through the wall* OH YEAH

Norway: Where is America?
Canada: I got this.
Canada: WHO ARE WE
America: WILDCATS

England: where's America
Canada: hold on I've got it
Canada: thunder! Thunder! Thundercats!
America: * burst through wall with thudercats sword* hooo !
England: You didn't have to break the bloody wall! The doors unlocked!bloody hell!

England: Hey can someone call America for me?
France: How? He's sleeping like a log.
Canada: Hold on, I got this
Canada: *clears throat*
Canada: BA DA BA BA BA
*thump*
*thump thump*
* thump thump thump thu-*
America: *bursts through the door* I'M LOVIN IT

England: Where's America?
Canada: I got this
Canada: REEEED ROBIN
America: *Bursts through wall* YUM

England: where's America
Canada: don't worry I got this.
Canada:* clears throat* gun control
America:*bursting through the wall* PEW PEW PEW FREEEEEEDOM!

I just came up with a good one

England: Where's America?
Canada: give me a second
Canada: Ahem
Canada: WHOS THE CHAMP
*Air horns in the distance*
*America breaks through the wall*
America: JOOOOOOOOHN CEEENAAAAA DU DUNNA DUUUU

Hetalia where it shouldn't be

Peru: Where's America?
Canada: I got this.
Canada: EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS
America: *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

This is actually a joke that has been done in a polandball comic, so they just stole the joke and was lazy enough to just change it to squares

I read all of these as hetalia