You're gonna go far, kid

You're not my friend, buddy.

sounds like a real peach. just return the sentiments.

That's why you say "bud" not "buddy". (Great book btw)

That's when you say, "I thought that was your name."

Bye buddy. Hope you find your dad.

"Good, now I don't have to pretend you're a worthwhile human being."

I genuinely wonder how some people are alive long enough to be able to work or become adults. Unless you have some kind of disability from birth, you need to have very basic people skills, and even then you need to work on obtaining them. In this case, it involves knowing simply when not to speak.