I thought that too!

Yeah I read the first part as that as well. But in all seriousness, why do they have balls? I can't imagine Dracula would have made a very good host

I was very confused
Still am
Wait..
OH

I JUST SAW THIS

I thought the same.

They have prestigious dances to lure in more of a younger crowd, thereby attracting more virgin blood.

Actually they are both a good question. In some myths vampires reproduce through their bites, so balls arent really needed, like in the strain (im gonna let you guys read the books, they are great), not only that but why dance wih high society didnt your mom tell you not to dance with your food?

totally had me wondering why someone's questioning the existence of vampire testicles

gala would have been a better word

Lmaooo this is hysterical