I should sue my hand for raping me all the time

I'd say it would be more likely to happen outside of Australia, I mean, it's a thing for tourists to buy mostly, so it would make sense for it to be used by a tourist when they get back to their homeland

Ah, yes...but have you seen an American tourist attempt to throw a boomerang? It's doubtful such a consumer would properly throw one probable of return.

Hmm maybe that's why he sued himself. Furthermore, 'Murica is the only place anybody would sue themselves I would say