"We´d like to ask you some questions"

I'm not texan I'm actually really close to the Canadian border.

Oh, so you actually get a bit of use out of your 4X4 aside from enlarging your v-peen. Neat.

Well it's the only way I can get to town during the winter, 10 miles is a hell of a hike in 3 feet of snow, besides I own a dairy farm so trucks are kind of required you can't haul 500 gallons of diesel fuel in a prius or anything but a handbag and enough makeup for a month for that matter.

So how about them floods

? I've never had any floods at my location.

Oh I thought we were talking about Texas.

Why was it necessary to say the truck has 4 wheel drive?