Medication side effects

Do you even know how messy spontaneous orgasms would be for like over half the population?

Chemo turns you into a mucus factory. There is no joy comparable to slinging giant balls of goop at your enemies.

You take the medication FOR spontaneous orgasms, erections lasting longer then 4 hours, invisibility, & such. You never take medication TO BE leaky in the anus or whatever. Viagra is actually a heart medication. It just sells better as a pop-up pill.

My favourite is that anti-depressanta can cause suicidal thoughts.

It confuses me even further when the side effects are worst than the thing it's curing

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There WAS that medecine whose side effect was causing an orgasm during a sneeze.