It's true

Why is this so funny to me X'D

*without skipping a beat*
Because I can take a shit and open to all sex. That's why I'm the greatest.

Boobs can also "accommodate" the opposite sex, just sayin.

Don't listen to what I have to say, I'm full of shit.

*puts cold water on burned area*

Me: Farts loudly

F--k! You got me!

But you said it first

Well played OP, well played.

One boobs is not attractive. Like at all. I'm not biast against uniboobs but still