Told my step dad he wasn't a man because he sits to pee

I can't even lie, I sit down to pee A LOT. I can explain.. I'm fucking LAZY as hell you don't understand. I'm so lazy I don't wanna stand up to pee, I pee and go on funsubstance for like 5 mins then get up.

In some cases, it's probably safer. Getting up in the middle of the night or early in the morning when you are groggy and disoriented for example.