That's work for you...

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."

I got 99 things but 1 thing aint one

Well, doing things right is often also known as doing your job... it's expected of you.

Having girl problems? I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a b*tch ain't 1..

Parents in a nutshell. "Oh yea you did the dishes and laundry and scooped the dog poop. Cool. BUT THIS DIRTY FORK!!!"

Huh