"Worth a try, I mean what's the worst that could happen?"

I want this shirt so much

I wouldn't call spilling Aqua Regia or molten Potassium Chlorate all over yourself to be getting superpowers.

Well, your chance of dying rather than getting superpower is too muh greater. Having a superpower is only in 1 in umm.....what is it again? Oh yeah, almost infinity.