Be an arrow

And maybe some cookies too

... I want cookies

Let's bake cookies together! We'll use the blazing nuclear fires of Hell!

Better idea: Let's have a tea party with Lucifer in Hell :3

Yeah, let me get a portal going. *spills the blood of at least 7 innocents*

*backs away slowly*

Huh, the portal still isn't open. Can you come here for a moment? I need to borrow something.

sure... what could possibly go wrong? *goes to kurukuruguy*

I just need a scrap of cloth. *cuts off a bit of cloth off of guessmyname's shirt with the big bloody obsidian knife I was holding*

*still oblivious* Oh, you accidental cut a little of my shirt off. Be careful with that knife

*waves scrap of cloth around* Hey! Satan! Can we have some tea and cookies together???!!!! *spontaneously combusts*