The world needs more flight attendants like this
10 years ago by cratergrave · 2580 Likes · 9 comments · Popular
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seec
· 10 years ago
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But... We are upon clouds!
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hood
· 10 years ago
"I don't care rules are rules, sir I'll ask you again please get the fuck off the plane before I shoot you"
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seec
· 10 years ago
Okay, okay, just put those guns down... Can... Can I please have at least some parachute? *nervous smile*
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hexy
· 10 years ago
Parachutes are extra, sir. Do you happen to have $3500 in cash on your person?
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kurukuruguy
· 10 years ago
Not that I have a water bottle, but isn't that a very big bottle of water on your serving cart?
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seec
· 10 years ago
I have $3!
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hexy
· 10 years ago
"You can have the complimentary shove into oblivion, sir."
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kurukuruguy
· 10 years ago
Sure, I'll help. *opens emergency exit door while in a cloud*
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guest
· 10 years ago
In my country that doesnt happen, they make you drink the water and that way they see if is poisounos or something... Sorry for my bad english :)
