Go away Dave

"I MUST AND I WILL!!!! YOU WILL NOT STOP ME JEFF!!!"

How did he raft all the other birdbaths? And the sinks. And the puddles. And the small decorative fountains.

THIS IS WHY I DON'T ACCOMPLISH THINGS. THERE IS ALWAYS THAT ONE PERSON.

I kind of want this to be a show ... Like a small few part series where he comes up with new ways to try to get into that bird bath