Well, do you?

So that I wouldn't screw up and completely make a fool of myself? Yes.

Yes and then walk away from them

Yes, just to relive that moment :)

There are 3 kinds of people ^

So I could hide the body better? Yes.

Yeah, and if I would remember everything they have ever told me and be like "Hi, so your parents are together again? That's cool!" and they be like "Dude, How do you know? I just said hi!"

The short answer is yes.