Father finds horrifying letter from his son.....

My dad would slap the living shit outta me

I can feel the sting of his strike

Daddy, daddy no! Please stop, it hurts!

Nah I took it like a man. After all I did deserve the punishment.

*Morgan Freeman voice* and many years passed. The boy grew old and moved on with his life but the father never called... Some say that the father never got over the prank his son pulled and never even saw the report card. Then one day the father was dieing and his son came to see him.... but then the father saw the report card and his final act was slapping the crap out of his son

Yup, I've seen this in several different forms since the internet has been around

I actually have heard it before I had Internet.

I'm pretty sure Moses told it to Pharoh to break the ice, before he started with all the plagues and stuff.