So much happening on Christmas

I know. I read the first 3 posts and had to stop or risk having my sense of humor crap out on me.

Every year thousands of Christmas presents get raped... donate now to the stop the Xmas present rape foundation to save a Christmas present today! With your donations we can save these presents and take them back to santa to be delivered to good homes where they will be treated right. (This message was sponsored by the elves and north Pole rights division)

Don't stand by this Holiday Season, this problem is all around us.
The Christmas Present Rights Devision, S.P.E.W and Save the Dolphanas are teaming up, together we can build a brighter future for the whole world.

Catch or informative Christmas special next week Saturday live from the north Pole

Yes but as you can see above we're trying to stop it so please donate to help those present

please no hashtags

Of course not we're trying to save the presents not make a random popstar wannabe famous! This is serious!

Read my comment above

I did. That's why I'm telling you.. Hurry!

We can't hurry till we get donations but thanks to yours we were able to save 10 already Thank you

Oh my god you can't judge Christmas presents by what they wear, geez! No means no!

We may never know

*bursts out laughing*

....or you know
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