How to scare your parents

I can't believe you got down voted. That's pretty damn funny, I don't care where you're from....

Ah, it's been this way for a couple years. I'm honestly surprised I'm not averaging double digits anymore.

I hear ya. There are some sad, sad, petty people on here.
And they wouldn't know know funny if it jumped up and bit 'em on the ass....

Really. I'm actually amazed that a small group of guys can keep a comedy site running with so many internet dwellers seemingly hell-bent on bringing people down.