Amazing inventions

I need the plate-thing for the keyboard. x)

Is that supposed to be a nursing bra?

All I saw when looking at this was "butt-face"

Lol I have the first one.Pretty useful.

I always look at which side of the towel the tag is on. The tag side is for my ass and the non-tag side is for my face. I know it shouldn't really matter considering you just washed all that stuff and it's clean, butt still.

Most of these aren't even inventions, I found that a lot more annoying than I should have...

I want the samurai sword umbrella soo bad!! :D

I need the blood bath shower gel.... So much pranks are popping in my head and i dont even got it YET.

These are so cool! I would love the toaster

The last invention is literally an axe in the wall... yet i still want it.