Private island fort hotel

That's really not that much money if u think about it

Yeah if I spend a week there I could fund my entire education with a bit of money to spare...

Damn my postage stamp of desert cost more then that!!!!

Damn that's a good price too

I'm still waiting for Robot Pirate Island.

Not for sale, but you can stay there for an exorbitant amount of money. But it DOES have everything:
http://www.amazingvenues.co.uk/venues/solent-forts/spitbank-fort/spitbank-fort/venue-spitbank-fort/