They really overthought this

OP: Fuck.

Go big or go home this is America

"If my hands were wheels, and if my feet were wheels, then I could roll over all of my rivals."

thats-slightly-raven

What if you attached the things on the bottom of a tank and ran people over like that?

I'd rather attach wheels on my spine, so when some jerk pushes me over, I could roll down the hall and laugh at all my haters