Overly attached boyfriend

By the way, I know humor doesn't always translate well with folks whose agendas are too big to see around so I will say that I meant that tongue-in-cheek.

Yeah but feminists would be like "Oh she just loved him she doesn't deserve to go to jail?"

If someone says that, they are not a true feminist. A feminist would believe that women and men should be treated equally, including in situations involving jail time.