Been there before

I friend broke up with someone using a comeback. I was tired of her treating me like shit

Say it anyhow friends are overrated.

I do this all the time but I wait till my friends are like "say it! SAY IT!" than i say it so they dont get mad

Men don't do that. If I have witty come back I'll fucking say it and my friend will get pissed at first, and then get over it and get a good laugh about it. Men, We know how to be friends.

I always say my comebacks... my friends already know that i'm a bitch and love me for that, not in spite of that

I say my comebacks- thinking them up when it's NOT five hours to late is too good an opportunity to miss

My friends know me so well that they can guess what my comeback will be. They also get annoyed before i even say it