I Don't Even

None of these are true :/
- a true Aussie

NONE OF THIS IS TRUE!!!!!

Yeah....none of that is true. Research first my friends. Knowledge is sexy

If they were "true" i would have broken one... I dressed up as batman... - A TRUE aussie

What the hell? Where are you getting this from? None I these are real. - another true Aussie

I'm Canadian and thought it was pretty obvious that at least some are fake.

If anyone believes any of these, dont come to australia, we aussie FSers may just organise your death - another true blue aussie
Why do we say that? a 'true blue', never figured it out...

all false