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sundome911
· 10 years ago
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It wouldn't really brush so much as slam into your leg.
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deleted
· 10 years ago
I would totally ride this thing.
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deleted
· 10 years ago
FUCK NO!!!!!
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navybrats3
· 10 years ago
Am I the only one who thinks it looks cool?
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yup
· 10 years ago
Um...yes.
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deleted
· 10 years ago
Don't you mean "yup"?
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yup
· 10 years ago
I was too shocked to stick to my identity
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deleted
· 10 years ago
That would be the best massage. Just lay down as it scuttles to your screaming enemies... so peaceful
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guest
· 10 years ago
HELL NO!!!!!!
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iliketrainsgirl123
· 10 years ago
Pus
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deleted
· 10 years ago
Honetly it doesn't look harmful so much as big, who knows, maybe you could keep it as a pet. It's more visually appealing than a hairless cat, so why not?
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iliketrainsgirl123
· 10 years ago
Exactly
felixo77
· 10 years ago
Except it's a centipede. Centipede's have venomous bites that are extremely painful. The largest one known to be alive today has a bite that can kill a human being.
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deleted
· 10 years ago
Don't kill the dream, man
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navybrats3
· 10 years ago
So? I know people with dogs that could EASILY kill them, but are the gentlest animals imaginable. The same could be true for Lord StompYourFaceicus.
deleted
· 10 years ago
Lord PoisonYourAssius
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harmonywho
· 10 years ago
What if that one wasn't poisonous? What if it was a chill centipede? And if it could talk, it could be like "Yo, man, need a ride?" And then it would give you awesome advice and stuff.
deleted
· 10 years ago
*gets on its back* ONWARDS WE RIDE, WE SHALL FEAST OF OUR ENEMIES CORPSES.
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iliketrainsgirl123
· 10 years ago
YES THAT WOULD BE FREAKING AWESOME
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saltlakesnark
· 10 years ago
I love theoatmeal!
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deleted
· 10 years ago
What?
saltlakesnark
· 10 years ago
theoatmeal.com is who did the drawing at the bottom.
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tastykins
· 10 years ago
Not gonna happen. This this would scare me and I'd never come out of my room ever again. Nope.
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deleted
· 10 years ago
What if you had an army of these
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jimmoriarty
· 10 years ago
I feel like that would crush your leg rather than brush it...
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guest
· 6 years ago
I hate centipedes and they gross me out but for some weird reason I don't get that ''ew'' factor when they're this big..