Birth control

*crocs

Have you guys not seen Neal Caffrey?!

I just bought a pair of fuzzy neon blue crocs with some turtle giblet things *winks seductively*

Fedoras are awesome

I find fedoras hot.

It's not the hat that prevents pregnancy, it's the asshole under the hat that prevents pregnancy.

You're lucky Yahtzee Croshaw aint around, or you'd be punished by his divine or at least above average intellect.

I met a someone while wearing a fedora and frick fracked with them that night (I'm a hipster and they were like a 9/10)

dont forget the neck beard

There should be a pic of justin bieber above the 100%

My face is the best kind birth control for me

*euphoria intensifies*

*coughs* sherlock *coughs*

my asshole ex has a skull fedora... my only wish is to steal it and wear it forever. it looks awesome >w< also to make him cry.

Patrick stump would be insulted!