Stab them with lemons too

Unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade's gonna suck.

I'm...actually impressed.

Was it a frozen squirrel that had been carved...?

You mean, squirt lemon juice in their eye and run away screaming.

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

Is the user THE REAL TYLER OAKLEY?!

That title

When life gives you lemons... Stab him with a squirrel

this isn't new. we used to merc on fools in the pen, squirrel shank nigga

This could be taken two ways:
1. Wife stabs husband using a squirrel
2. Wife and squirrel stab husband