One way ticket to hell

i second that!

I can't wait to see Satan again! (Last time I saw him was when I sold him my soul for the internet.)

I think his name is Todd.

Yeah, he changed it after God kicked him out of heaven, cause 'Lucifer' just doesn't work anymore. I talked to him earlier because I pretended to be sick, so I didn't have to go to church today. He was just checking up on me.

I wonder if he'll even let us stay in hell? He might just kick us out

I think were all worthy

I dunno? maybe we're too DANGEROUS for him? *knocks over flower pot*

*drops knife next to foot*

*purposely gives myself a papercut*

*shuts a door viciously*

*turns volume on tv 1 tic higher*

*steals from orphanages* GREEDY LITTLE ORPHANS

*runs with scissors*

this whole site is going to hell

We've talked about this, hell can't contain us... maybe like, super hell though

It's funny, all the things that would send me to hell, are the things that are heaven to me...